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To: Scrapps who wrote (26760)	2/20/2003 1:06:20 AM
From: ManyMoose	Respond to of 62549

A class mate in college wrote one of the first books about choosing the sex of your child! It was his first book, and made a lot more sense than the stuff he wrote as editor of the school newspaper. He did not write about puppies, however. there were three pregnant girls, a blonde a redhead and a brunette. tthe brunette says i'm going to have a boy, because i was on the bottom. the redhead says i'm going to have a girl, because i was on top. at that time the blonde starts crying and says i'm going to have puppies.

To: Scrapps who wrote (26760)	2/20/2003 1:50:33 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>The fact remains...tigerpaws attempt at a joke wasn't funny The FACT is that your FACT is not a FACT, but an OPINION, and THAT is a fact. Hit the friggin NEXT button and SHADDAP already. =============== OJ: A short guy walks into a bar... he didn't see it coming.

To: Scrapps who wrote (26760)	2/20/2003 4:48:03 PM
From: TigerPaw	Respond to of 62549

French President Chirac is seen bringing his beautifully trimmed white poodle into the veteranarian. "Monsieur", he inquires,"Can you cut the tail off of Fifi for me?" The vet is taken aback, "Do you mean cut the cute furry ball off the end of the tail?". "No, cut the tail, the whole tail from Fifi", directs Chirac. "But WHY?" . "Because", said the President, "That insufferable Rumsfeld is coming over again and I don't want anything to make him feel welcome". TP