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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (26774)	2/20/2003 10:41:00 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62549

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for services. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "send the bill to my brother-in-law."