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To: Tom Johnson who wrote (26811)	2/22/2003 11:01:19 AM
From: RMP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Grandfather My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. ... and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those memories are were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller."

To: Tom Johnson who wrote (26811)	2/23/2003 2:09:13 PM
From: Geof Hollingsworth	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

So...... how did he graduate from Yale and get an MBA from Harvard? Gee, I can't imagine. Could it have been family ties to the schools in question or the schools' interest in sucking up to prominent families? Nah, I'm sure it was all based on his academic prowess ;) Admissions offices even have a category for them-they are called "Developmental Admits" (as in "if we admit them their family will contribute mega-bucks to our developmental programs and put the arm on their friends to do the same). Think of it as affirmative action for the slow-witted offspring of the rich and powerful. I do. OJ A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet." The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch-I was almost asleep!"