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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (26827)	2/24/2003 6:48:33 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, thinking it was pretty obvious. "Fishing is prohibited in this area," he informs her. "I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." "But I haven't even touched you," says the policeman. "That's true, but you have all the equipment."