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To: Cage Rattler who wrote (26841)	2/25/2003 2:25:13 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Subject: Problem with Squirrels A small town had two churches, Presbyterian and Methodist, and a synagogue. All three had a serious problem with squirrels in their building. Each in its own fashion had a meeting to deal with the problem. The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them. The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the style of Charles Wesley. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were all back in the church. The Jews had the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them at Rosh Hashanna and Yom Kippur.