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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: High Grader who wrote (26878)	2/25/2003 10:04:17 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Uh, tell him thanks, but no thanks. We've had enough help from the French. President George W. Bush called Prime Minister Jean Chretien with a pressing emergency; "Our largest condom factory has exploded," Bush cried. "My people's favorite source of birth control is in jeopardy! This is a disaster!" "George, da Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you," replied the Prime Minister. "I need your help," said Bush. "Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainment! I will get on hit right haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favor, please?" said President George W." "Oui?" replied Jean. "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Bush. "No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor. You got to make 1,000,000 condoms right haway, and sen'dem to Hamerica." "Consider it done," said the President of Trojan. "Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter." "That's easily done Jean. Anything else?" "Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: SMALL. PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!"