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To: Tony McFadden who wrote (26888)	2/26/2003 12:41:44 AM
From: Fred McCutcheon	Respond to of 62549

George Bush was invited to visit Newfoundland. As he and the Premier were driving between stops Bush spotted a farmer plowing a field. "Stop!" he said, "I want to talk to a real Newfie, a man of the soil, a rancher like me". So Bush leans against the fence and waits for the farmer to come around to him. "How big is your ranch?" he asks. "Well it goes along this fence to that tree down there, then up the hill, along the crest and back along the creek there to the road", said the farmer. "You know" Bush says, "In Crawford Texas I can get up in the morning, get in my car and drive all day without getting around my ranch". The farmer says "I know how you feel. I once had a car like that myself"

To: Tony McFadden who wrote (26888)	2/26/2003 12:17:17 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

I'm still operating on the assumption that this thread is not well served by seeing how often we can cut and paste the same old jokes, I know where to find 26,000 repeats. OJ Tony Blair and Jaques Chirac are discussing the Channel Tunnel. "You ungrateful Bloody Frenchman", spat Blair, "Do you realise how much trouble we went to to dig that tunnel?" ... "Sacre Bleu", exclaimed Chirac, "Do you realise how much trouble is was to dig the Channel in the first place?"