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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26908)	2/27/2003 12:42:23 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife!" That won him top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, he won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, and what was your toast?" John replied, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife!" Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Did you know that John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary?" She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!"

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26908)	2/28/2003 12:54:16 PM
From: Mighty_Mezz	Respond to of 62549

Tin - yes, gun ownership is not an accurate indicator of political persuasion. I have quite a few myself. re I own 100 guns and I didn't vote for Flubya. OJ - A Guy walks into a store. He sees three brains on display. One is a Libertarian Brain, priced at $250. The second is a Democrat Brain, priced at $275. The third is a right wing Republican Brain, priced at $5,000,000. The Guy asks the sales clerk,"Man, why does the Republican brain cost so much more than the other two?" Clerk replies,"Well, sir, that brain has never been used.