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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (26918)	2/28/2003 11:43:28 AM
From: Carolyn	Respond to of 62549

1st Insurance man - sleeps with own wife That's "Home Insurance" 2nd Insurance man - sleeps with girl friend That's "Mutual Benefit 3rd Insurance man - sleeps with chorus girl That's "New York Life" 4th Insurance man - sleeps with secretary That's "employees Mutual Benefit" 5th - Insurance man - sleeps with hotel maid That's "travelers aid" 6th - Insurance man - sleep with woman next door That's "Royal Neighbors" 7th - Insurance man - sleeps with old maid That's "Prudential" 8th - Insurance man - sleeps with grandma That's "Old Age Assistance" 9th - Insurance man - sleeps with nobody That's "John Hancock" 10th - Insurance man - sleeps with anybody That's "Metropolitan" 11th - Insurance man - sleep with boyfriend That's "Odd Fellow" 12th - Insurance man - sleeps with Charlie McCarthy That's "Lumbermans Mutual" In case anyone gets pregnant from all of this, That's "Industrial Accident"