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To: Poet who wrote (5675)	3/6/2003 6:43:43 PM
From: Original Mad Dog	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 7689

Food porn Dear Gourmet Forum, I was a junior in high school when I was first introduced to a pleasure I have returned to again and again. You might say it was the start of a beautiful relationship. It all began when I drove to a college in a nearby town for a weekend visiting my brother and his friends. There were these two girls, 19 years old, blond hair, blue eyes, looked like they were right out of your magazine's "best of" issue. One of them looked at me, smiled, and whispered, "why don't we go down to Blimpie Burger and get something to eat." Not wanting to appear inexperienced, or to admit that at the age of 17 I had never ever experienced ..... a Blimpie Burger, I stammered "yes" and followed them out the door and into their red sports car. Before I knew it, we were at the drive through window, and a few minutes later, there I was, with two beautiful blondes, in their sports car, the roof down, parked in a secluded spot, with four breathtaking, plump, double Blimpie Burgers spread out amongst us. Not wanting to betray my inexperience, I let them take the lead. The taller one, Jessica, unwrapped her burger and delicately took a small bite out of the corner of the bun, careful not to let the ketchup and other condoments spill onto her white lace shirt or pink shorts. The shorter one, Brenda, soon showed her more adventurous side. She tore the clothing off the Blimpie Burger and began to devour it, condoments and dressings flying everywhere as she burped in pleasure. My eyes bulged as I watched her consume meat as I had never seen it consumed before. Not wanting to be left out, I undressed my Blimpie Burger as quickly as I dared and opened my mouth to take a bite. Little did I realize how my life was about to change. As the burger slid into my mouth I experienced a rush of juicy flavor like none I had ever experienced, a combination of saturated fat, melted cheese, condoments and veggies like no other. I could not get enough, and before long, I forgot that Jessica and Brenda were even there. Before I knew it, I had devoured two entire double Blimpie Burgers and was lying across the back seat of the car, slumped over in a fetal position of concentrated digestion. I have long since lost track of those two fine young ladies, but my affair with Blimpie Burgers continues to this day. L. Long, Northern California (address withheld on request)