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To: stomper who wrote (32530)3/14/2003 3:55:57 PM
From: mph  Respond to of 57110
 
that must have been one huge bowl of cheerios.<G>



To: stomper who wrote (32530)3/14/2003 4:26:10 PM
From: stomper  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 57110
 
Advice to Women

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing
it apart to remove the sports section.......
Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy
of seeing you......
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it......
Buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want......
Buy a dog.

If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the
neighbors ......
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't give a damn

about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic
movies.....
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores.....
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word

you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually......
Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you

call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the
place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to
eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure
his happiness, then my friend
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Buy a cat!