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To: Tommy Moore who wrote (27322)	3/25/2003 12:37:09 AM
From: ManyMoose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

That was the 80s, man. Maybe you don't know: there was a war in between. The French have all the receipts since then.

To: Tommy Moore who wrote (27322)	3/25/2003 3:03:30 AM
From: Raymond Duray	Respond to of 62549

Bush's Propaganda Tour During a propaganda tour, President Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions": 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions": 1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election? 2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason? 3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times? 4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? 5. Where's Bobby?