To: Maurice Winn  who wrote (30077 ) 3/25/2003 8:55:57 AM From: TobagoJack     Read Replies (4)  | Respond to    of 74559  Hello Maurice, I wrote this note on the plane. I am the only very apparent idiot in my part of the cabin who is wearing a biohazard mask. There are about five possible dim bulbs in another section.  My mask is a branded one from 3M. I know this because 3M was not satisfied with the obvious, it had printed the usage instruction on the world-facing side, in large font, bold print yet. Yes, I am the only apparent twit on the whole plane who is wearing a branded mask with the obvious instructions printed on the outside, positioned prominently in large bold type across my face. However, I may be the only one in my section feeling snugly comfortable to breathe deeply, without a care, and am amused debating whether I should pretend to cough uncontrollably, violently, and continuously for the 3 hour ride to Beijing:0) Life is a series of bets, and I am figuring that this SARS mark-six lotto is one that yields no premium and pays zero dividends. As notified to Pezz in a top-secret communication earlier, I have ordered my AUD and my CAD mechanized divisions and armored brigades to regroup into two semi-permanent occupation armies, each to establish jumbo base camps in those pacified territories and earn their keep. In other words, I have established jumbo fixed deposits in those currencies for a long stay outside of USD space. I have also authorized the temporary disengagement of the main gold expeditionary force from their mission in TeoTwawKi land, tactically retreating to HKD space now that a quick victory against pro-council Greensputin and Viceroy Bernankaput is not imminent. Before you decide to gloat over my temporary setback, I remind you that I have landed additional naval infantry on the gold mining beach, expanding the bridgehead advances on the Agnico Eagle and Harmony long equity plus short put/call straddles, as well as having made gains via tactical advance by closing out of previously shorted Newmont covered calls. [EDIT: oh, oh, the passenger across the cabin just sneezed twice, probably triggering many private thoughts around the entire cabin] I am as bullish on the Aztec NToeAwsBe gold as I ever was, but gaming strategy requires me to make some temporary tactical regrouping moves, to survive and fight another day. I am of course also wagering that Saddam will fall, now that the war is happening, however long the supply lines, however short the public patience, however hard the pockets, however soft the spots. Upon the actualization of Saddam's fall, the equity animal spirit may rip into the fundamental case for gold, however temporarily, until the future is again clear to the masses. From all television reportage appearances, the end game to the 900-year conflict is definitely not at hand, and in fact may just have been exacerbated to a considerable alarming degree, just as the fundamentalists on all sides may have wished. I must now decide whether to commit the newly augmented HKD to any additional campaign or simply give the troops a rest, allowing them to get back in tune with the tempo of the battlefield. Chugs, Jay