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To: ManyMoose who wrote (27398)	3/28/2003 5:42:26 PM
From: Ron	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The Pig: Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm and explain to the owner of da pig what happened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen to you?" He asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell them?" asked Hussein. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."