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To: haqihana who wrote (27467)	4/2/2003 10:01:36 AM
From: charlie mcgeehan	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62550

when i saw your name appear back here i immediately thought...this negative prick has returned. but i thought i might be making a mistake so i went to your profile and what do i see...the same negative, ugly posts everywhere you go. you don't belong here as there is nothing funny about you. get some help or head for the hills...either way you and the rest of us will be better for it. charlie

To: haqihana who wrote (27467)	4/2/2003 10:09:23 AM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

haqihana, You've not posted a single joke here. This is a JOKE THREAD! I'm sure you are very entertaining, in your own way, over on the Right Wing thread. Might I suggest you spend your time there, as you don't seem to possess a sense of humor, or know any jokes. Bye, Eddie OJ. OLD" IS WHEN.....Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.