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To: High Grader who wrote (27489)4/2/2003 2:14:17 PM
From: High Grader  Respond to of 62550
 
Sorry forgot to post the OJ.

A teacher who was helping one of
her kindergarten students put on his snow boots? He asked for help and she could see why.

With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still
didn't want to go on.

When the second boot was on, she had worked up a
sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said,
"Teacher, they're on the
wrong feet."
She looked and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it
was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked
to get the boots back on -- this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his
face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the
ill-fitting boots off.

He then said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom
made me wear them."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She
mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

She said, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

Her trial starts next week.

Kids are So cute .gotta love 'em!!!



To: High Grader who wrote (27489)4/2/2003 9:07:13 PM
From: haqihana  Respond to of 62550
 
HG, Did I call you a name?? What a gentleman you are!!

OJ

This is this cat
thid is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is dumbass cat
this is busy cat
this if for cat
this is about cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now, go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.