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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (27788)	4/30/2003 8:07:34 AM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

+A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. + What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. +A backward poet writes inverse. +A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. +With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. +The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. +Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. +When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (27788)	4/30/2003 11:44:49 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62558

A Preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back in the bowl."