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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Carolyn who wrote (27897)	5/12/2003 7:23:21 PM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill >>>Forgot the pill And now they have a son. >>> >>> >>>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead Now it goes to >>>school with her Between two hunks of bread. >>> >>> >>>LITTLE MISS Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and >>>torn. It had not been the spider that crept up beside her But >>>Little Boy Blue and his horn. >>> >>> >>>SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman Going to the fair Said Simple Simon to >>>the Pieman "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon >>>"Pies, you dumbass!" >>> >>> >>>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a g reat fall all the >>>kings horses and all the kings men had scrambled eggs for >>>breakfast again. >>> >>> >>>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE, the cat did a piddle, all over the bedside >>>clock, The little dog laughed to see such fun then died of >>>electric shock. >>> >>> >>>GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. >>>When the boys came out to play He kissed them too 'cause he was >>>gay. >>> >>>THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, who had a little curl Right in the middle >>>of her forehead... And when she was good, she was very very good, >>>But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, waterfront condo >>>and a sports car.