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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (27947)	5/19/2003 9:44:21 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

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