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To: Tomato who wrote (27951)	5/20/2003 1:24:48 PM
From: Oral Roberts	Respond to of 62558

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."

To: Tomato who wrote (27951)	5/20/2003 1:58:22 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. Then God added a mouth and ruined the whole damn thing!!!