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To: Cage Rattler who wrote (27961)	5/21/2003 8:55:37 AM
From: David Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Two Videos For Sale PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale. Which to Buy? ...the Titanic Video or the Clinton Video? TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember Jack TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen CLINTON VIDEO: Monica...uh, let's not go there, either TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing

To: Cage Rattler who wrote (27961)	5/24/2003 12:09:14 PM
From: Jack Hartmann	Respond to of 62558

A married coupel are in bed, when the husband suddenly pokes his wife in the stomach "You know dear, if you strengthen this up, you won't have to wear a girdle" The Wife Gets Very angry but says nothing and goes to sleep. The next day when they go to bed the husband pokes her, this time in the right tit "You know dear, if you firm these up, you wont have to wear bras" The wife now egtting very angry, but keeps her cool and nods off to sleep. The next day in bed, the husband pokes her in the vagina "You know love, if you firm this up you wont have to wear knickers" The wife goes furious, so she gets up and grabs a handful of his penis and says "You know LOVE, if you firm THIS us - we wont need the gardener, the milkman - or your brother."