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To: Barney who wrote (27964)	5/21/2003 8:19:38 PM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Excerpt from an article > > which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. > > > > Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at > > disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, > > who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & > > valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout > > the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside >they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio > tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to >eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but > > vanilla pudding. > > > The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not > > find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all > > the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers > > made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, > > uncomfortably full stomach. > > > The newspaper headline read: > > IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.