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To: Barney who wrote (28034)	5/29/2003 11:07:26 AM
From: Paul Hammon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62543

Where Are All The Mexican Jews? -- Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid, asked Al, Are there any Jews in Mexico? I don't know, Sid replied. Why don't we ask the waiter? When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Mexican Jews? I don't know sir, let me check for you, the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, No, sir. No, Mexican Jews. Are you sure?" Al asked. I will check again, sir, the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere. When the waiter returned he said, Sir, no Mexican Jews. Are you really sure, Sid said again. I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews. Sir, I asked everyone, the waiter replied exasperated. We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!