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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: gwb-trading who wrote (28113)	6/7/2003 2:19:52 PM
From: Sailor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62586

Game to drive you nuts! ebaumsworld.com Be sure to turn on your sound for laughs!

To: gwb-trading who wrote (28113)	6/7/2003 2:50:28 PM
From: David Lawrence	Respond to of 62586

Good job of ruining a perfectly good joke.

To: gwb-trading who wrote (28113)	6/7/2003 5:10:00 PM
From: Tadsamillionaire	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62586

Only a Chicago Sports fan can truly appreciate the deep seated truth in this joke!!! An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand? "Because I'm not a Brewers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well, Mary, might you explain why you are a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Cubs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer?" Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan."