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To: Ian@SI who wrote (28165)6/12/2003 8:43:49 AM
From: Jack Hartmann  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Blonde joke

There are 3 people working at a contruction site a blonde, brunnette, and a red head.

The redhead opens her lunch and says "Man if I get turkey again for lunch, I will jump off this bulding.

The brunnette opens her lunch and says "Man if I get chicken again I will jump too".

The blonde says "Man if I get bolagna I will jump too."

The next day the redhead opens her lunch she says "Damn turkey" so she jumps.

The brunette opens her lunch and sees chicken so she jumps.

The blonde opens her lunch and sees bologna and she jumps.

At the funeral the people go around talking to their husbands. The redhead's husband says "I didn't know she hated turkey so much, if I knew I would not have made it."

The brunnette's husband says the same thing.

So they go ask the blonde's husband and he says "I didn't make her sandwich she made it herself."

Ba-dum pum :P