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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28166)6/11/2003 1:32:50 PM
From: Lazarus_Long1 Recommendation  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Mr. haqi has a point. THis thread has been invaded many times by leftists with an agenda. If they wish to treat this as just another political thread, well, I've got lots of ammo left.

Question - What is the difference between
a liberal and a puppy?
Answer -A puppy stops whining after it grows up.



To: The Rabbit who wrote (28166)6/12/2003 12:44:24 AM
From: haqihana  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Rabid, I don't care who is President, as long as they have at least a little ability to govern for the people, by the people, and of the people. I find nothing funny about liberals, because their intent is socialism, no matter how you cut it. Liberals are totally against any individualism in the nation, and believe the the bulk of the American people do not have sense enough to pour piss out of a boot. The first thing liberals have to do to succeed, is to take all the guns away from law abiding citizens. They already know that they cannot get guns from the criminals. Then the aim is to gather all of the wealth of the nation into the federal coffers, where an elitist group, like the Clintons, decide how the money will be spent, because the general population of the nation does not have sense enough to handle their own money. Liberals believe in abortion as a method of solving a pregnancy that happened because some broad couldn't keep her knees together. Liberals support homosexuality. I could go on, and on, but it would fall on deaf ears, in your case.

You know damned good and well when you sucked up to the SI police. You even mentioned that I could expect as much.

The Darwin award thing was just a depiction of your intelligence. If that's a threat, then you are making it up.

Politics, aka the government of our nation is not funny. Ergo slamming conservatives for no good reason is not a joke. Laz's jokes were not slamming, and the humor appeared to be good natured, unlike the preponderance of liberal jokes against conservatives. BTW, I never said I was compassionate in my conservatism. I have always been either hot, or cold, on any issue. I am also known as a hawk. Just because the WMDs may not be easily found, Saddam had to go for whatever reason. If you think he did not have a massive weapons program, you are dumber than I thought.

Do I dislike, or hate you? I don't know you, or what your game is, so cannot give an honest answer to such a question. Do I hate the words you write?? Yes, and that is my right, and privilege. Learn to live with it.

OJ

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes.

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, little Morris raised his hand.

The teacher called on little Morris for his answer.

With complete sincerity in his voice, little Morris answered, "A lawyer!!!"