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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28172)	6/11/2003 3:48:54 PM
From: Ron	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

It's fine with me whoever wants to post on here.. I have no problem with jokes from either the left or the right, since I have no use for either persuasion (Libertarian here). I assume a few folks have been getting their panties in a wad again. I wouldn't know since I sometime ago put most of that ilk on ignore. ---- Q: Why did the republican stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart republican? A: Elvis has been sighted. They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. When he left to discover America, he didn't know where he was going. When he got there he didn't know where he was. And it was all done on a government grant.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (28172)	6/11/2003 3:57:15 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	1 Recommendation Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer? "Sure is Bubba. But why are you asking? "Cause what I wana know is, I was thinkin', "can I sue Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with ?" It was so cold in ANWR yesterday that Dick Cheney ALMOST considered keeping his hands in his own pockets. ROTFLMAO!!! Now that actually was funny!