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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28190)	6/12/2003 5:02:59 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28190)	6/13/2003 3:03:02 PM
From: haqihana	Respond to of 62549

rabid, Go ahead an weasel out. That's the usual thing liberals do when confronted with some asinine thing they do. You know you were involved with complaining about me doing the same thing you and you liberal cohorts do every day. My preference about political jokes, or stabs, is that neither sided enter into such folly. I have complained about you, and your pals, making political jokes, but you cannot find where I ever posted one. If you put an offensive joke on the thread, it is not incumbent upon me to hit the next button. If I don't like what I see, you can bet your bottom dollar that I will jump your ass about it, so get used to it, because it will definitely continue. In the meantime, I will maintain my policy of not making political jokes, even though I do not expect you, or other liberals, to be gentlemen enough to do the same. I'm not mad at anyone. Ergo I need no anger management. The likes of you are not worthy of anyone's anger. I'm just having a ball bugging the shit out of you, and your ilk. It's hell being on the losing end, ain't it?? At least you could refrain from copying a joke told by a comedian the night before you post it. BTW, Leno supported Bush in the 2000 campaign, and said he voted for him. OJ TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the one who gives you some. 6) It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else. 5) Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning, and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!