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To: David Miller who wrote (28194)6/13/2003 3:15:28 PM
From: haqihana  Respond to of 62549
 
David, Good point! I like nothing better than ramming a verbal stick up a liberal's ass. The socialist, liberal, mind is so easy to get riled, because they know they don't have a leg to stand on. Socialism has been tried for centuries, and it has never worked. All it does is breed lazy citizens that become totally dependent on the government hog trough for every thing they need. I believe it was George Washington that said, "Any government that can give you every thing you need, can, and will, take every thing you have."

No government that is trying to do the right thing is funny. Communism never intended to do the right thing. Their motive was to enslave the proletariat, which became easy because the people were already used to being slaves. There is no way to make jokes about the USSR, because nothing they ever did was funny.

OJ

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