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To: Neeka who wrote (28235)6/16/2003 9:50:16 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A little boy came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his Daddy was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

"Well, Dad," said the boy, "I challenged Horace to a duel. And, I gave him his choice of weapons."

"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems right fair ta me."

"Yep... but I sure never figgered he'd pick his big sister!"