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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (28246)	6/17/2003 3:44:03 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

"Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'" —Craig Kilborn

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (28246)	6/18/2003 12:45:15 PM
From: Bob DeNuto	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62548

I thought that #2 was the best one. Am I understanding you correctly that you are criticizing GW for being able to keep it zipped???? Now that's one for the joke thread. OJ: As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...You damm mosquito.