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To: Ron who wrote (28254)	6/17/2003 11:42:07 PM
From: Neeka	Respond to of 62550

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To: Ron who wrote (28254)	6/18/2003 12:06:13 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Think I heard a somewhat similar joke:. There's a hooker and a koala bear...the bear has oral sex with the hooker and starts to walk out without paying. The hooker says, "You can't just walk out of here. I'm a prostitute." The bear says, "Well, so what, I'm a koala bear." "Looky here," says the hooker, "in this dictionary... it says plain as day," Prostitute: a woman who has sex in return for money." The koala takes the dictionary and thumbs through it. "Look at this: 'koala bear: an animal that eats bushes and leaves'."