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To: American Spirit who wrote (421618)	7/2/2003 12:43:19 AM
From: Kevin Rose	Respond to of 769670

Coulter's life story: Ann started as a third rate lawyer, but soon discovered that she was a second rate writer. One day, she saw a nice, cheery building with lots of people inside. She walked into the crowded building, for reasons she cannot fathom, and yelled: "Blue elderberries are plaguing our fallow land!". To her amazement, the people cheered. Gathering all her courage, she next blurted: "Your pain increases leftly on the right side!" This time, people cheered AND shouted "More!". Newly puffed by this display, Ann yells at the top of her lungs: "The road to hell is paved with pistachios!". At that, the place erupts. The crowd lifts Ann on their shoulders, stuffs money in her pockets, and parades her around the room. Ann is so happy and proud of her new success, she doesn't notice the sign outside of the building reading "Welcome to Laughing Loons Asylum for the Mentally Incapable and Otherwise Unable To Sustain Independent Thought". And she lives happily ever after, except the funny wraparound coats are a little tight, and the really big blue pills are kinda hard to swallow, but other than that it's kind of nifty and not nearly so scary as 'out there'. Next Week: Chapter 2 - The Big Scary Chris Matthews Rains on the Unreality Parade.