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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (28486)7/4/2003 2:37:16 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
What does a Democrat say when he comes down off drugs?

We don't know. It's never happened.



To: Knighty Tin who wrote (28486)7/5/2003 5:27:51 PM
From: Tadsamillionaire  Respond to of 62558
 
Why do Democrats envy ventriloquists?
Because they can lie without moving their lips.

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What do you call a Democrat who swears to tell the truth?
A liar.

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What do you call a democrat that sleeps around?
A breeding-heart liberal.

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If con is the opposite of pro then what is the opposite of progress?

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How can you tell when a Democrat is lying?
His lips are moving.