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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (28495)7/4/2003 4:59:26 PM
From: Neeka  Respond to of 62558
 
A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a
priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he
stopped to give the priest a ride.

A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of
the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the
lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway.

Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to
apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry,
Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the
road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with
my door."



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (28495)7/4/2003 6:56:45 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
As has often been said here, if you don't think something is funny, hit the next button.

My post was at least as funny as the one it responded to (frankly, I think it was funnier, but you are of course entitled to diagree. Quietly.).

OJ: (Which I note that you didn't provide in your post, shame on you):

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in
the nation." -- Marion Berry


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