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To: haqihana who wrote (28524)	7/6/2003 6:14:54 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Rabbit, BTW, you couldn't figure anything out if it bit you in the ass. yawn are you still raving over there? I've never heard such a ruckus from someone claiming they didn't need psychiatric help. Whiner. And again, 3 in a row with no joke. At least make an attempt. As to your rethinking, that NO political humor is funny... that is your opinion, and you are welcome to it. It is not the opinion of others here, and we did not elect you humor police. Also, until you start to give your wisdom to those who post jokes about liberals (with jokes embedded, please) as you do with those who post jokes about conservatives, I will continue to have evidence that you will only attack liberals in the joke thread and are therefore a hypocrite on yet another claim you have made. OJ ====== Re: silly local laws In my hometown of Hanford, CA, it is illegal to prevent a child from playing in a puddle.

To: haqihana who wrote (28524)	7/6/2003 9:06:36 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A. A cherry float. Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. BEAT IT - we're closed. Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q. What's another name for pickled bread? A. Dill-dough. Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.