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To: The Philosopher who wrote (28529)	7/7/2003 1:59:42 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62558

FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place: Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda. Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered? Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital. Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. Pizza man: You're an FBI agent? Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this? Agent: I have my check book right here. Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents? Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza man: I don't think so. Click.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (28529)	7/7/2003 12:28:42 PM
From: haqihana	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Christopher, Yeah, I know. I'm doing that on purpose just to get their goats. I am just waiting for them to show their true color, of yellow, and go crying to SI again. If the political jokes stop, I will be happy to either go away, or post only non-political jokes. Until that time, I will continue to yank as many chains as I can. There is nothing funny about politics. Politics control the lives of every citizen of this nation, and the centralized federal government has grown too large, and too invasive, to be tolerated by either side of the aisle. This is no longer a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. We may never be able to return to that concept, but we, on both sides, must do all we can to slow, or prevent, any further growth of government, and corrosion of our individual rights. OJ, The 2 party system of America is a joke. The parties have different goals, and different ways of achieving them, but they are each as corrupt as the other.