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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28553)	7/7/2003 5:53:10 PM
From: Ish	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62551

<<Why do you ask liberals to stop posting anti-conservative jokes, if you believe this?>> I'd say now isn't a good time to post jokes that mock our President. The guy is trying hard to keep us alive, stop terrorism and get the economy going after the bubble burst. Now isn't the time to be making jokes about our President but to support his efforts to make this a better world. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Mostly a long eared onion but once in a while a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (28553)	7/7/2003 6:09:01 PM
From: haqihana	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

Rabid, Read again. I have come out against both sides in the telling of political votes. No, I do not have the right, or privilege, to make people do this, but think that we could all get along better if we tried it. If I was rabid, I would take what I need to, but you misinterpret my posts. I have fun poking slugs with a stick.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (28553)	7/7/2003 7:27:20 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62551

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen." Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second, you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner." I think a certain someone's doctor finally got the meds right.