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To: Barney who wrote (28568)	7/7/2003 9:12:39 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62552

A blind psychic in Germany claims he can tell people's future by feeling their naked buttocks. I believe this is called 'asstrology. (Jay Leno)

To: Barney who wrote (28568)	7/8/2003 12:02:05 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62552

At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband was so old, Lou Anne decided that after their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spent the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepared herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock came, the door opened and there was Morris, her 85 year old groom ready for action. They united as one. All went well, Morris took leave of his bride, and she prepared to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne heard another knock on her bedroom door, and it was Morris. Again he was ready for more "action". Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consented to more coupling. When the newlyweds were done, Morris kissed his bride, bid her a fond goodnight and left. She was set to go to sleep again, but aha you guessed it - Morris was back again, rapping on the door, and as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more "action". And once again they enjoyed each other. But as Morris got set to Leave again, his young bride said to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, "Morris". Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turned to Lou Anne and said: "You mean I was here already?" .