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To: The Rabbit who wrote (28908)	8/4/2003 5:22:01 PM
From: David Lawrence	Respond to of 62578

Interesting. Let's reverse the test and see what happens. A congressman picks up a street hooker in the red light district of Baltimore. After getting his money's worth, he decides to go down on her, being a charitable liberal and all. After several minutes, he spits something out and says to the hooker, "Girl, are you sick? There's potato in your pussy!" She replies, "No, I'm not sick. But Senator Kennedy was!"

To: The Rabbit who wrote (28908)	8/8/2003 8:40:39 PM
From: Tadsamillionaire	Respond to of 62578

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