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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (28930)	8/5/2003 4:32:38 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

Net-Nazis really hate to hit that next button. Maybe you should remind your bestest pal haqi of this from time to time. Usually I'm the one telling him to hit next when he whines about political content. I'm more interested in humor, whether I agree with its premises or not. =============== From Letterman (so if it offends you right-wing-nuts take it up with him) Top Ten Reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Not Running For Governor of California 10. Name wouldn't fit on campaign button 9. Robot from future killed his campaign manager 8. After you're "Mr. Universe," "Governor of California" seems kinda lame 7. Week-long budget talks would leave no time to work on his pecs 6. Can't spell governor 5. Has decided to run for Hulk instead 4. Rumor that they test gubernatorial candidates for steroids 3. Decided he only wants jobs where it's appropriate to be "oiled up" 2. Realized his questionable background and dumb-guy reputation would better qualify him to be president 1. Didn't want to take a 29-million dollar pay cut Leno points out that a good reason for Arnold to be governor, is that he'd be in a good position to explain Bush's foreign and domestic policies, in the original German.