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To: haqihana who wrote (28939)8/6/2003 4:24:11 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget. It is a short message to let them know that you will never forget them. If you don't send it to anyone, it means you are in a hurry and have forgotten your friends.

LIFE IS SHORT, DANCE NAKED and

WIGGLE YOUR BUTT!



To: haqihana who wrote (28939)8/6/2003 2:23:40 PM
From: The Rabbit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
Rabbit, OT---In case you haven't noticed, I have refrained from political warfare on this thread. Please pay more attention, or at least, growl before you bite.

That's half the battle. The other half... this is a humor thread (please pay more attention), not a personal chat room. There are PMs available on this site for that.

OJ
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from topfive.com

The Top 12 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Lines

12> Wimpy -- "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hummer today."

11> Foghorn Leghorn -- "Ah say, boy, ah say, you've got it all wrong. Those little chickens you've been chasing around are roosters. What you want is a big ol' hen, like me."

10> Bart Simpson -- "Eat my shorts, ma'am!"

9> Batman -- "Wanna help to dispel those nasty rumors about me and the Boy Wonder?"

8> Speedy Gonzales -- "Senorita, it's just a nickname!"

7> Pepe LePew -- "But, mon cherie -- I don't smell any worse than anyone else in France."

6> Ross Perot -- "I'm worth $4 billion."

5> Porky Pig -- "L-L-Let's go back to my place and f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fu-f-f-fu... hump."

4> Popeye -- "I'm strong to the finish 'cause I takes Viagra!"

3> Pinocchio -- "Hey, I *am* a woody!"

2> Underdog -- "My heart is for you, my Polly, dear; You are pure and true, can I sniff your rear?"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Cartoon Character Pick-Up Line...

1> Tweety Bird -- "I wuuuv to eat putty!"