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To: sandintoes who wrote (28945)8/6/2003 1:49:33 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62569
 
I post what I want.

Jeez, last time I did that you got all mad at me.

Did you hear about the girl who wanted a new Barbie doll and a G.I. Joe.

Her mother said that Barbie usually comes with Ken.

The girl said that, no she usually just fakes it with Ken.



To: sandintoes who wrote (28945)8/6/2003 3:00:47 PM
From: haqihana  Respond to of 62569
 
sandintoes,

Who cares??? I post what I want

You better be careful, or you might piss off the bunndy rabbit. He runs things around here, you know.

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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR
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10. Your tinted windows are recognizable by the Hefty Garbage Bag Corp.

9. Your car reaches it's optimum speed only when going down hell.

8. Your hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.

7. The rear view mirror says, "Objects in mirror are better than this piece of junk.

6. The odometer on the dashboard was designed by the inventor of the abacus.

5. The red cellophane covering of the single working tail light is torn.

4. The sticker on the window says, "battteries not included".

3.When filling up you're forced to look for the "leaded" pile at the local coal yard.

2. Your windshield wiper handle is rusted in the up position.

And without further ado, the number one sign you bought a cheap car.

1. When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.