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To: JakeStraw who wrote (28955)	8/6/2003 3:14:30 PM
From: haqihana	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

Jake, ****OFF TOPIC**** I'm getting better, but that are some people around here that will never be satisfied. VJ Two New Yorkers were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchtoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth until the stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle this argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are,.......very slowly?" The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiiing."

To: JakeStraw who wrote (28955)	8/6/2003 3:28:23 PM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

I don't know what all the fuss is about. All I get when Hanqi-sacki posts is "This message is ignored" OJ- Theory vs. Reality A young boy comes home from school with a project. He asks his father to assist him in determining the difference between theory and reality. The father instructs the boy to ask both his mother and sister if they would sleep with any man for 1 million dollars. The son returns moments latter in shock. He informs his father both mother and daughter would in fact sleep with any man for a million bucks. The father replies "there we have it son, in theory, we are sitting on 2 million bucks, but in reality, were just living with a couple of sluts". Fast Eddie