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To: haqihana who wrote (28958)	8/6/2003 3:25:14 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his dick in the pickle slicer. The wife was surprised and said she wanted to make sure he was still intact. He pulled down his pants and, indeed, it was all there, unharmed. “But what about the pickle slicer,” asked the wife, perplexed. “Oh, she liked it too,” answered the husband.

To: haqihana who wrote (28958)	8/6/2003 3:51:12 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? My friends won't send forces, or money to me. Looked hard under sand dunes; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a WMD? Oh, Lord, won't you find me some chemicals, please? France and Australia are laughing back at me. I wait for intelligence each day until three, So Lord, won't you find some banned chemicals, please? Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a fight in Iran? There's oil in there, Lord; please give me their sand. Prove that you love me and buy me a plan, Oh, Lord, won't you find me a fight in Iran? Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? The Dems might just rally and get off their knees. Elections are coming; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a Dubya MD? With apology to Janis Joplin TP