Restroom Humor:
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less! ---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Beauty is only a light switch away. ---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ---The Irish Times, Washington, DC
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. ---Revolution Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY |
