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To: sandintoes who wrote (29048)8/12/2003 3:20:28 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
Baby Boomers... Changing Old Worries for New Ones

Old - Seeds and stems.
New - Roughage.

Old - Keg
New - EKG.

Old - Acid rock
New - Acid reflux.

Old - Long hair.
New - Longing for hair.

Old - Popping pills, smoking joints.
New - Popping joints.

Old - Getting out to a new, hip joint.
New - Getting a new hip joint.

Old - Moving to California because it's cool.
New - Moving to California because it's hot.

Old - You're growing pot.
New - Your growing pot.

Old - Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
New - Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Old - Paar.
New - AARP.

Old - Being caught with Hustler magazine.
New - Being caught by Hustler magazine.

Old - Killer weed.
New - Weed killer.

Old - Hoping for a BMW.
New - Hoping for a BM.

Old - The Grateful Dead.
New - Dr. Kevorkian.