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To: Barney who wrote (29091)	8/15/2003 11:32:09 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62567

English Test) Three men, an Italian, a French, and a Puerto Rican went for a job interview. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a statement in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The French was next: "I wake up in the morning. I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV." Last was the Puerto Rican: "I wake up in the morning. I hear the phone "green..green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"