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To: PatiBob who wrote (29240)	9/4/2003 7:22:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

To: PatiBob who wrote (29240)	9/5/2003 12:08:15 AM
From: Tadsamillionaire	Respond to of 62562

Now that Uday &Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-know family members are coming to the attention of American authorities. Among the brothers: > > Sooflay ..................the restaurateur > > Guday................... the half-Australian brother > > Huray.................... the sports fanatic > > Bejay.....................the gay brother > > Kuntay &Kintay.....the twins from the African mother > > Sayhay....................the baseball player > > Ojay........................the stalker / murderer > > Gulay......................the singer / entertainer > > Ebay.......................the internet czar > > Biliray.....................the country music star > > Ecksray...................the radiologist > > Puray.......................the blender factory owner > > Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother > > Tupay......................the one with bad hair: Among the sisters: > > Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old > > Lattay........................the coffee shop owner > > Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister > > Dushay.....................the clean sister > > Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house: > > Sapheway..................the grocery store owner: > > Ollay..........................The half-Mexican sister: > > Gudlay........................the prostitute: > > More will no doubt be discovered.