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To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (29250)	9/5/2003 5:32:55 AM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

A favorite uncle is visiting his family when he has a heart attack. They rush him to the hospital. Later the doctors come out with long faces. "It seems his brain is dead but his heart is still beating" they say. A gasp arises from the family members. "We've never had a liberal in the family before!"

To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (29250)	9/10/2003 1:13:12 PM
From: Ron	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

A trip to the neocon pharmaceutical cabinet… Iraqra- causes rapid drop off in Bush's public support, rapid eye movements and other odd behaviors (see Levitra) Osamara- a mostly forgotten condition usually confined to the mountain regions of Pakistan TaxCutitis- Bush response to Iraqra Levitra- Causes illogical behavior, sudden urges to seek more $$ for Iraqra ( a pharmaceutical derivative of Levantra) Patriotra- Wrapping oneself in the flag in hopes Iraqra, and Osamara will respond to Levitra Ashcroftra- syndrome that causes the afflicted to sneak around checking on what books people are buying at the store Anybody- but- Bushtra- widespread citizen condition associated with all of the above.